Welcome

HEY HEY HEY!!

Welcome all to the newly chartered sport blog, Stop! Or Tank Johnson Will Shoot. The idea for this site was the brainchild of Shep (http://its-shep.blogspot.com), Ed ( http://peoplecallmeedgar.blogspot.com), and Fred. Three individuals who, if we had a choice, would spend most days drinking, playing yeah-boo, and systematically planning the demise of guys who use gel in their hair.

What to expect: This blog and its contributors are here for one reason and one reason only, to acquire press passes to the Super Bowl in Dallas. If I wanted to entertain people, I'd head to a Karaoke bar and drink 12 beers. The entertainment factor is what you, the reader, make of it. If you like when it when I call Pacman Jones a "Self-serving thug with dogshit for brains," then this blog might just be what you're looking for.

Who we are: These are the main contributors to this blog. They are not, by any means, writers, analysts, or any other form of respected media. A good term is vulture, these guys are vultures.

Ed: Author of "If You're Not Bored It's A Waste Of Time" Ed is known for his quirky articles on subjects including Fantasy Football, Hurricane Katrina, Drunken Insanity, and Shitty Action Movie Reviews.

Shep: Author of "The Shep Blog" and "Recipe for a Turkey Island Fantastico" he is also a self-serving thug with dogshit for brains.

Fred: Amateur movie critic and self-proclaimed observational psychologist, Fred's pessimistic view leaves you thinking no one is going to be good ever. The Dallas Cowboys will be lucky if they aren't murdered in the preseason by a disgruntled Drew Bledsoe, if they survive that, then they might make the playoffs.

There you have it, we are looking forward to the upcoming football season and the dumb shit Terrell Owens will undoubtedly say.

Cordially,

SOTJWS staff