Thursday, August 9, 2007

Jason Garrett Will Beat An Ass

For those of you who watched the Cowboy game tonight, you might have caught a clip of Offensive Coordinator and perennial Troy Aikman backup, Jason Garrett playfully smacking around Pro-Bowl extra point holder Tony Romo and possible third-stringer Matt Moore. I was actually impressed with Moore's composure in the pocket and his checkdowns. He looks to be a solid backup if Jason Garrett doesn't put him on IR first. Wade Phillips needs to let Garrett know that if he's going to dish it out, he'd better be ready when Romo gets sick of him blowing sunshine up his ass and decides to unleash his ex-fling Jessica Simpson's grotesque sister Ashlee upon him.

Everybody's thinking it and I'm saying it. The Cowboy's will win the Super Bowl this year based on the fact that they whipped the shit out of he defending champs. Preseason be damned. A win is a win. No matter the Colts have gone 1 and 10 in previous preseason games, these games are a clear cut indication of how they will fare come Sunday.

The Jets and Falcons are playing tomorrow. If you expect coverage from this outlet, you might as well look in Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, you'd have better luck finding it there.

3 comments:

Ed said...

Jim Harbaugh will kick Rosies ass.

Shep said...

Thought Of Death?

Ed said...

I meant Jeff George, not Harbaugh. But Harbaugh can kick some ass to.